Here is a quick list of things I don't expect Obama to say in his state of the Union address tonight:
5.) Unemployment figures are going down because we are no longer providing benefits to the unemployed.
4.) I take full responsibility for the NSA spying on US citizens.
3.) The Affordable Care Act is a stunning failure and will be abandoned.
2.) I will not do an end run around the Constitution by dictating through executive orders.
1.) I have been a horrible President and therefore resign from office, effective immediately.